I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How do you talk to a giant?