I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where does breakfast live?