What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a bat's favorite game?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?