What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which state has the best streets?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do pigs do over the summer?
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Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?