What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?