What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?