What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do chips wear socks?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?