Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How does a barber get to work?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?