Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What nationality are most fish?