Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?