What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?