When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?