What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?