Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Do dads always snore?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?