What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a dog in space?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the shower say to the toilet?