Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What animal knows kung fu?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's a bat's favorite game?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do polar bears store their money?