How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?