I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
Which is the worst season?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do chickens leave the highway?