Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?