Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How can you make 7 even?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?