What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
A funny farm.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?