What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the slowest 5k?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a dog in space?