What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?