What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do you make a bandstand?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
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