What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do naked fish play with?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?