Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?