Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are frogs always happy?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do cats wear to work?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?