Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How can you farm during the winter?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What might you call waking up in the morning?