Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which subject has two parts?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where do goldfish go camping?