Why did the girl study in the airplane?
She wanted a higher education.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?