How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?