What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a table you can eat?