What do you call a retired vegetable?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What birds make average students?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?