What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What are you studying in math?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?