What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
It's allergy season again?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?