What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do two skunks argue?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How did the vampire start his letter?