Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where does laundry go to college?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?