Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What time of day was Adam created?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?