What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?