What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
