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Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
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What snacks always have the best tan?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are cowboys always religious?