I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?