I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How was the wedding?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you do when two snails fight?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?