Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What food is a man's best friend?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?