What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the fish blush?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?