What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?