How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What birds always travel in twos?