What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?