What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the fish blush?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why is heaven always so tidy?