Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do bees buzz?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?