Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the window need an aspirin?