What's a direction's favorite holiday?
East-er.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Who invented fractions?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a silly hill?