What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?