Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the foal cough?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How was the wedding?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?