Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the opposite of irony?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the ocean say to the beach?