What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
When is Dad's bedtime?