Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do you care for a sick bird?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why was the tire self-conscious?