What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are stones so good at music?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?