Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which fly makes films?
What's the most masculine animal?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?