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What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
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Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
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Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?