What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the calf play in the school band?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a bee's favorite novel?