Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What does a female lion call her mate?