Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?