Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which plant has the best roar?