Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?