Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do amoebas make calls?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What day is your mom always right?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?