What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do horses say to greet each other?