What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Someone stole my mood ring!