Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What nationality are most fish?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?